Dope-o-scope

dope-o-scope

by Aaron Duchan

Spring is the time for planting. Soak your seeds between two sheets of wet newspaper until they begin to sprout, then plant 3-4 together in fertile soil. Waite until the plants are about 8 inches high before thinnlng, then relax while nature does lts work. . . there's been a lot of bogus THC going around for 2-3 bucks a hit. The article in Look is true; the stuff is mostly PCP and gives you an alchohol-like high. Dealers that knowingly try to palm off shit like that on the people don't deserve your money. There are honest dealers (like the friendly couple who offered me all my money back on some bogus THC - not just the money for the tabs I hadn't ingested). Demand your money back on bogus drugs; don' be burned. Let dealers know you'll use force if necesarry to prevent shit from going down. Detroit has been kind of dry since the big Metro airport busts. Grass is scarce or nonexlstent. White Panther Minister of Marihuana believe there's no more than ten ounces anywhere in Wayne Co. He has also declared a State of Emergency due to the shortage of the sacrament. . . If you're lucky you may catch some of the killer golden hash that was in town recently for about $5 a gram. The best acid in the last two years has reached Detroit. lts clinical quality stuff from Dubcek's Czechoslovakia (designed by the insidious Communist Conspiracy to destroy the morale of Amerika's youth?) and is going for five a hit on the street. Be careful if you haven't dropped potent stuff in a while cause its truly strong and one hit has been known to stone as many as seven or eight people. One girl who had 1/8 of a tab will never drop again for she can't imagine a greater trip. . . .the preliminary findings (unannounced as yet) at Lafeyette Clinic for the first time scientifically show marijuana to have NO DETERMINABLE EFFECTS on the human body (thus, in effect, validating the argument that grass is better for you than alcohol). What is "our" honky asshole government going to do with the information when it is officially released? Run some more bullshit commercials warnlng kids marijuana use leads to heroin addiction? FUCK HARRY BONSELL UP THE ASS!! TOKE D0WN! GET DOWN!!!!