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Parent Issue
Day
8
Month
October
Year
1976
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How to get pleasure from spinach

Some people think of spinach as a stringy green vegetable with a nasty taste. These people lack imagination. Who ever told them to eat it? Spinach is terrific when you:

a) Put it in your bath water and pretend you're in the South Pacific.

b) Use it as astro-turf.

c) Wear it and audition for an underground movie.

d) Use it to overcome baldness (have a spinach transplant).

Remember, spinach is probably the most stylish vegetable you have, and of course, all spinach is guaranteed wash and wear.

#5 in Newports 'Tongue-In-Cheek' Series

 

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