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How to get pleasure from spinach
Some people think of spinach as a stringy green vegetable with a nasty taste. These people lack imagination. Who ever told them to eat it? Spinach is terrific when you:
a) Put it in your bath water and pretend you're in the South Pacific.
b) Use it as astro-turf.
c) Wear it and audition for an underground movie.
d) Use it to overcome baldness (have a spinach transplant).
Remember, spinach is probably the most stylish vegetable you have, and of course, all spinach is guaranteed wash and wear.
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