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Day
5
Month
November
Year
1975
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the Newport Alive with pleasure Guide

How to get pleasure from a trick knee Regardless of what people say, you can teach an old knee new tricks.

Begin with a simple one, like kneeling through a hoop. Go on to bigger things, like Al Jolson impressions. Now you're really ready to go:

a) Wear bermuda shorts - a star needs the exposure.

b) Find a girl with tennis elbow.

c) Enter the the 100 yard crash,

And remember, a trick knee is always better than a trick neck, trichinosis–-and it 's certainly better than no trick at all.

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health.