The Newport Alive With Pleasure Guide - 'Tongue in Cheek #3'
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How to get pleasure from a dog bite
Being bitten by a dog can be fun. However, if the dog is engaged to your best friend, it can be embarrassing.
If you are looking to get bitten by a four-legged dog, there are several things you can do:
a) Make a noise like a bone.
b) Dress like a cat.
c) All of the Above
Some people think being bitten by a dog is a pain in the leg. This is not always so. Some dogs are very tall.
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Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health.
Box and Kings. 17 mg “tar” 1.2 mg nicotine
100s 21 mg “tar” 1.5 mg nicotine
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