The Newport "Alive with pleasure" Guide

the
Newport
Alive with pleasure
Guide

How to get pleasure from being broke

Being broke is a state of mind, that is until your checks start bouncing all over. Then it is a state of confusion. Until you can move to another state, think of all the positives:

a) It's inexpensive.
b) You don't have to look for change.
c) Your relatives won’t call.
d) You can paint your feet – save on shoes.
e) You can create a mural – connect the cracks in your ceiling.

Remember, being broke means never having to say “I’ll pay.”

Kings: 18 mg. “tar”, 1.2 mg. nicotine.
100’s: 20mg. “tar”, 1.5 mg. nicotine.
av. per cigarette, FTC Report. Oct. ‘74

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health.