Sell The Sun
Don't Clam Up...
Come Out of Your Shell!
SELL THE SUN
Have your scales been dragging in the depths, clamrades? Are you off your swim because of the mussel shortage? In short, are you beached because you're too broke to float? Well, hoist anchor and sell the SUN- don't be a chicken-of-the-sea-there are treasures aplenty in the briny deep for you Fishiganders. You'll get along just swimmingly when you collect ten inflated cents on every SUN you sell! Amaze the sluggish shrimp and make waves with every whale and porpoise when you bring in a mussel or two for every fish in your school! Don't be a chowderhead! Sell the SUN! Executive Clamency is over! Set sail. clamrades, for 208 S. First St., and pick up a bundle for your cruise now!
This is no fishy story. Get under way today, and put a pearl in your oyster for the stormy seas that lie ahead...Sell the SUN for a bon voyage. You'll be slapping your flippers in no time at all.
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Freeing John Sinclair
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Ann Arbor Sun